translating the little self-notes i took during the direct!! i've got a sticky note off to the side of the screen that i wrote on to make notes, because i forget what goes in these things.

• SIDE ORDER NEWS OFF THE BAT HELLOOOO
  • ohhhhhhhhh is pearl a little flying robot helping you out.. pearlbot looks cute
  • and all the fish guys look insane?? damage numbers too .. woah ??
  • OH JMYF GOD ITS DEDFISH????? this is like seeing a celebrity in the wild.. how insane, they're continually expanding the splatoon music artist lore i Love that from them
  • she's calling herself acht.. that's like something klavier gavin would say HEBHJFS
  • i'm trying to figure out what the distorted song at the end of the trailer is. its not calamari inkantation which would've been my first guess... but ooo maybe its a dedfish track.. oooooooooohoohooo.
  • no marina in the trailer but. oh my girlwife i will see you soon surely..
• a mario vs dk game.. apparently the weird out of context leaks were right ??
  • looks pretty stock standard. but they didn't forget the monkey entirely.. nice.
• prince of persia woah. i know like nothing about it.. but the environments look really cool and the music reminds me of hadesgame a bit
• OHH MAN there's a spy x family game ???? and its so cute wtffff
  • bond in fucking sunglasses is ADORABLE 
  • anya collecting memories of her friends and family in a scrapbook...... cryinggg....
• smrpg info !!
  • like what a surprise (sarcasm) but the remastered music sounds SO good though
• OH YEAH i completely forgot about the new peach game they're making.. that looks cute as hell
  
  • oh my god prince peach........ utena reference ?? (she looks so handsome .. bless)
  • HERLOCK SHOLMES PEACH
  • i am Loving all the new princess peach outfits she deserved some new fits i'm so happy for her
• lara croft tombraider remaster?? hello?? give it up for the original girlboss 
  • HELPPP you can play in the original crunchy graphics BLESS i love games that do that
• DETECTIVE PIKACHUUUU how did i forget they were doing this as well.. i completely forgot this was a thing that was going on
  • bless this looks so cute.. i really want to replay the ds one now i stole it back from em HEBHJDSBJDH
• oh YEAH i keep forgetting the new things they've been announcing. luigi mansion dark moon remake !
  • ghost dog <3
• theyre making a nintendo museum :0 oh that's cute !! bucket list visit or something
• xenoblade mention !!! (theyre making xeno 3 amiibo) (oh my god SURELY they make an old man shulk amiibo for future connected .... second ever shulk figure in existence...)
• sora's feet r insanely big. boy you do Not need feet that big
• AN F-ZERO GAME ?? wow i thought they forgot you .. that's SO fun though
  • I love the style of the music hehehe. boppy and retro
  • ohhhh its a battle royale style that looks so fun actually..
  • imagine them making something completely new for f-zero though that's insane
• my FAVOURITE new little title by Far is DAVE THE DIVER.. LIKE.
  • CATCH FISH BY DAY MAKE SUSHI BY NIGHT ???????? HELLOOOO SIGN ME UP THAT SOUNDS SO SILLY FUN
  • LOBSTER WITH BOXING GLOVES????
  • that is so good i Love that so much actually
• they're still doing things with among us ??
  • new maps ???? huh ??
• final announcement.. surely it's wonder related..
  • ITS NOT ??
  • paper mario .. THOUSANYEAR DOOR REMAKEEEE WHATTTTTTT
  • oh my god super paper mario remake soon maybe then .......... please i beg..
  • oh that's so goddamn cute adorable i am in Love 
  • omg i forgot peach and security ai romance subplot 
  • it really has been remake city lately but. honestly i'm not even complaining.

bless. good direct. there were some other smaller titles that looked so cool fun, but apart from the odd bit, there wasn't much of anything new, but i DO like being reminded of things that are happening. detective pikachu and princess peach with a sword ESPECIALLY give me more of that.

THANKS FOR LISTENING to the ramblings i'm going to go collapse and sleep now <3